ATMs are so good

I've never been so out of money.

Other than being indebted to a couple of friends, it was also a time for my wallet to stay empty. And by "empty" i mean absolutely empty. Not even a reasonable amount of change inhabiting inside.

I also noticed that my self-confidence was rock bottomming, never so close to absolute zero. Is money the only thing that matters? Absolutely not - they tell me. But...

Are the two related - The amount of money in your pocket and your self-confidence?

I feel they are, especially when you're sitting in a restaurant and wanting to hog.

I've never as much wanted an ATM to be a part of my family.

SAY NO TO CASHLESSNESS!

Hey, I've been... uh...

This is what happens when you start assuming things... 

...(not long back ago) i asked a friend "How have you been?"

He answered - "Not much."

What? You haven't been much? Why would you want to be any more? Aren't you enough already? How much more of you should we be subject to?

He assumed that I’d ask – “What’s up?”, "Sup?" or "Wazza?" or something like that.

Please stop assuming things and making an ASS out of U and ME (ASS-U-ME). Start paying attention. 

Start Listening!